"The youth is starting to change me."

How was it?
What?
Your first day at the new job, you goof. What else?
It was awful, I looked so bad. I didn't know what to do, where anything was, I was a nervous wreck...I bet they hated me.
No they didn't. They were expecting it. I called and told them you sucked at what you did.
That's not funny...not today.
Hey...calm down. Even if you were bad, which I doubt, it's completely normal. I sucked at my first day too.
You know, you're three thousand miles away and I...I just need you here now...
Okay go outside...
Why?
Just go outside...
Fine...
...
I'm outside.
Look up. Can you see the stars? Or is it cloudy there?
No, it's clear. Why?
Funny thing about the stars is they look exactly the same from where you are and from where I am...Remember the "W" I told you about once? The cassiopeia constellation?
Yeah, I do. Let me see...oh found it. There it is.
Ok now, see the right upper tip of the "W"? The last star?
Yup.
Now count two stars to the right. There's a small, faded one first, then a strong one, almost at the same spot. Can you see them?
Yeah I can...
Now there's a small one after those two. A bright one, apparently blinking. Do you see it?
Yeah! I can see that one! It's not as bright as the left one but it's blinking hard.
Well, that 's our star. I had it made for us. I called in a favor the Gods owed me. I once gave Zeus a ride home, he lost his wallet so he couldn't grab a cab.
...
Yeah, if you're silent for being shocked at my stupidity, let me tell you I'm a bit surprised myself. But I just thought...it would be fun to count the stars with you...
I love you.
This is too serious. I think we should see other people.
Nice way to ruin it Romeo.
Ehe...I'm messing around. I...I gonna be honest with you...I lied. I don't know Zeus.
Just shut up for a second.
Why?
I just...wanna hear you breathing.
I love you too...
...
But seriously...the "seeing other people" part, Zeus just asked me out...we're supposed to go chase some nymphs...
The silence you're about to hear right now? This is me pouting...
So...that's a "no" on the bitch cruising with Zeus?
Eheh...You're a dork...oh and I should be in bed, so stop wasting money on me and wish me good night.
Dream of me if you can...
Bitch cruising with Zeus?
No...just me.
Okay.
Kiss.
Good night handsome.
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